Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with young whippersnappers? Look no further, because our server is exclusively for players who appreciate the finer things in life – older women! That’s right, if you’re not into MILFs, then this server is not for you. Our community is filled with mature players who know how to have a good time and appreciate a well-aged wine…or player, in this case.

Join us for epic builds, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a little cougar love. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate who’s been around the block a few times. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance with someone who’s seen it all.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Astral Amulets Crafted: 27 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • RogueCraft Minecraft Server

    RogueCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old mechanics? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords, or if you’re brave enough to take on the challenge of navigating a maze filled with exploding creepers wearing top hats.

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Lava Parkour Challenge,” where players must jump from platform to platform over a sea of bubbling lava while being chased by a giant, fire-breathing Ender Dragon.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old mechanics when you can have exploding chickens and lava parkour instead?

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Crops Grown: 5509

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition

    Minecraft SMP: /NFL/ Go Bills Edition
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no drama or excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft world where Brett Favre reveals his Parkinson’s diagnosis during a congressional hearing, Aaron Rodgers rips his teammate’s agent over an anonymous quote, and Jack Jones defends himself from “business decision” comments by Antonio Pierce.

    But wait, there’s more! The Dolphins are uncertain if Thompson, Boyle, or Huntley will start at QB against the Titans on Monday Night Football, and veteran Bengals OT Trent Brown is out for the rest of the 2024 season with a knee injury. Can you handle the madness and chaos of our Minecraft SMP? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 20 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Settle4Blocks

    Settle4Blocks
    Join our Minecraft server for a chance to find your perfect match like Banana Man did at Starbucks! Our server is filled with wholesome and nerdy players who love cooking, reading, and playing video games just like you. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    Banana Man thought he found his soulmate on our server, but ended up ghosting her because she was a “6-7” in his eyes. Don’t be like Banana Man, give everyone a chance to show their true potential, even if they’re 140lbs. Love knows no weight limit on our server!

    So come join us and maybe you’ll find your player two, or at least a good friend to build pixelated castles with. Don’t let superficial standards get in the way of true happiness in the world of Minecraft. See you on the server, where love is just a /tp away!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 4937
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP

    IgnorantNoobsMinecraftSMP
    Have you ever wondered what it feels like to ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place where all your wildest dreams come true! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and the chance to build a house out of nothing but TNT (because who needs boring old blocks anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the villagers)!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape

    MondayCraft: The Ultimate Blocky Escape
    Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is so wild and crazy, it’ll make your Monday morning look like a walk in the park.

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they’re friendly (we think).

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with a taste for diamonds. Can you outsmart the chicken and claim the loot for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Just make sure to hold on tight and pray that it doesn’t explode mid-ride.

    So why waste your time on a boring Monday morning when you could be experiencing the insanity of our Minecraft server? Join now and prepare for a wild ride like no other!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 82
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8510 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine

    NukeCraft: Russia vs Ukraine
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of the real world! we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from russia and their nuclear plants! zelensky himself will be there to protect you and lead you to victory against the evil forces! build your own nuclear plant to fight back and save ukraine! join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of borscht and vodka! let’s show russia who’s boss in this epic minecraft battle! #ukraine #russia #minecraft #nuclearwar

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Rural VS Urban: Life Gap

    Rural VS Urban: Life Gap
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got a growing divide like u never seen before. rural dudes be livin shorter, less healthy lives than them city slickers. it’s like a battle of the ages, but in minecraft form. u gotta choose ur side and fight for ur life, literally.

    the urban-rural gap in life expectancy be widin over two decades, like dang. u gotta come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe u can change the tide and make rural dudes live longer and healthier lives. or maybe u just wanna wreak havoc and cause chaos. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

    so come on, join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see who comes out on top in this epic battle of rural vs urban. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Runes Activated: 6
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

    Reunion SMP: Where the only thing resetting is your sleep schedule! 1.21.X Vanilla fun

    Minecraft Server: ReunionSMP

    IP reunionsmp.com
    Discord https://discord.gg/8NXMEZbFFc

    Origins: This server is sequel to Union SMP after it was shut down by the owner while it still had an active community. It happened to be shut down right before the very anticipated server update to 1.20 leading to the creation of this server. Union SMP was notable due to it being promoted in a Youtuber named Salc1’s video where he tried to ask for OP on Minecraft servers.

    Features:

    • Community Decided Features
    • Simple Voice Chat Proximity Chat
    • A Robust Claim System
    • Homes
    • Paid Cosmetics
    • Graves
    • Discord Connectivity
    • Some Vanilla Tweaks
    • A Player Economy

    Market: The only item that you can sell to the server are diamonds which sell for $100 each. There is a market at spawn where players can create shops and sell items to other players using this money. We also have an auction house for one time sales.

    Ranks: We have a few ranks on the server that help pay for server costs. They only provide cosmetic benefits as we are Anti Pay-to-Win. More info can be found at our webstore or by doing /ranks on the server.

    Roles:

    Owner – Go_ing

    Admin – Splooshium

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ink – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most ink-redible Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

    1. Our base is located on a floating island made entirely of ink! Dive into the colorful world of Splatoon and unleash your creativity like never before.

    2. Our build analyzer tool will help you create the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. Want to build a giant squid-shaped castle? No problem, we’ve got you covered!

    3. Drizzle Season is in full swing on our server, which means you’ll have the chance to participate in epic ink battles with other players. Can you claim victory and become the ultimate ink champion?

    4. Our map schedules and seed checker will ensure that you never get lost in our vast world. Explore new territories, discover hidden treasures, and conquer the land with your ink-slinging skills.

    5. Gear up with the coolest weapons and collectibles you’ve ever seen. From ink-spewing cannons to squid-shaped armor, we’ve got everything you need to dominate the competition.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the most splat-tastic adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 27
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Magic Items Found: 3110
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Locked In Minecraft SMP

    Locked In Minecraft SMP
    Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the only way out is to beat the Ender Dragon with a carrot? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a secret underground bunker filled with llamas that will only open once you’ve completed the ultimate llama obstacle course!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of exploding chickens that drop diamonds when you feed them TNT. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary pink sheep that grants wishes to anyone who can shear it without laughing.

    So come join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you’re in, there’s no turning back.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Farms Harvested: 822 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server

    UncleBob’sFuneral Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial stress in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about mortgage payments or electric bills. And the best part? No annoying relatives showing up uninvited!

    Forget about driving 12 hours for a funeral – on our server, you can send virtual flowers and gifts to show your love and support. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any performative family gatherings, unless you count our epic in-game events!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to financial ruin and family drama. It’s time to relax, build, and have a blast with our awesome community of players. Trust me, it’s way more fun than dealing with your wife’s distant uncle drama!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 463
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Zombie Dances: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • UncleBlockerZ

    UncleBlockerZ
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us for a chance to mend broken relationships and bring siblings back together in the most unexpected ways.

    Imagine a world where your uncle tasks you with the mission of reuniting estranged siblings through the power of Minecraft. Will you be able to convince Sasha and Evan to stop ignoring their younger siblings and bring harmony back to the family? Only time will tell!

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic quests, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon where you have to battle evil mobs to save the day!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just end up being the hero that brings a family back together, all while having a blast in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 20
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SelfImprovementMC SMP

    SelfImprovementMC SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft? Do you want to level up your skills and become a Minecraft pro? Join our SMP and transform yourself from a dirt-digging peasant to a diamond-wearing king! Our server is filled with secret underground bases, epic PvP battles, and even a rumor of a hidden treasure guarded by a pack of wild creepers. So if you’re ready to embark on a wild adventure and change your Minecraft destiny, join us now! Who knows, you might even discover the legendary enchanted pickaxe of infinite durability!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DisprovenEduminecraft

    DisprovenEduminecraft
    Are you tired of boring old school facts that turn out to be total lies? Well, join our Minecraft server and experience a world where everything you thought you knew is turned upside down!

    Our server is filled with wacky adventures and mind-bending challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the world. From flying pigs to talking trees, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all! Join now and you’ll also get the chance to uncover the truth behind all those school facts that turned out to be total BS. Did you know that the Earth is actually shaped like a giant banana? Or that gravity is just a conspiracy created by the government to keep us all grounded?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in the most hilarious way possible!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Villages Defended: 14 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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