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Players:	101/400	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

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So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9431
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	180
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Emeralds Found:	3862	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Votes:	5987	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Divine Spears Created:	25	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	New Chunks Explored:	18666
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Enchantments Applied:	217
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8899
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	4601
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Zombie Dances:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Farms Harvested:	624	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	New Chunks Explored:	167576
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Dimension Hops:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	299
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Emeralds Found:	5615
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Potions Brewed:	103	Epic Shields Constructed:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	91511

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5955
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Void Gems Collected:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	181	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Magic Items Found:	1630	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

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MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4680
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Towns Built:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8668
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	274	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Zombie Dances:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com