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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4118
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Farms Harvested:	203	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server for the chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe! Don’t believe us? Well, just wait until you see our secret disco party room where creepers dance to dubstep music all night long.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his chicken army with an iron beak. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else! Trust us, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time!

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1827
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	321
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8607
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8564
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	3508
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5822	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2284
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Votes:	8958	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

play.yomnetwork.ca

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

ms.PlayFuse.net

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7673
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

mc.pokeland.world

Cosmos SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Votes:	9762	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44

The Best Origins SMP You will EVER see! Cosmos is a 0 Downloads Origins RP SMP. That’s a mouthful. So what does Cosmos really include? Let me summarize it!A custom-coded selection of 26 Origins based on the popular Origins Mod ***fully functional and playable IN VANILLA MINECRAFT!***250~ custom food items, weapons, and armors to collect!Dozens of custom biomes and custom world generation to explore!And MUCH more!So what are you waiting for, why don’t you join us and thousands of others who enjoy Cosmos!

play.cosmossmp.xyz

Respawn

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8211
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9

Respawn is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support. Respawn is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe. Servers are on 1.20.2+Java IP: mcs.respawn.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.respawn.org [Port: 19132]Gamemodes: – Survival

mcs.respawn.org

Mineverso

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mines Excavated:	1487	Rainbows Spotted:	3

mc.mineverso.com

Cavern SMP

Earth, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Towns Built:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Star Shards Collected:	120
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Cavern (play.cavern.gg) is an innovative, qualitative, LGBT friendly and unique Minecraft Network focused on the gamemodes SMP, Lifesteal, Earth MC and SkyBlock. The network strives towards prospering in every area of the minecraft space. Our objective is to deliver the most enjoyable gaming experience.

cavern.gg

Infection Network

OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5186
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	1332	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Star Shards Collected:	226
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75

Infection Network is a server where we always listen to the community and do our best to improve day by day, we have many modalities mainly dedicated to PvP and Survival.Immerse yourself in a challenging survival world where you must collect resources, build shelters and face dangerous enemies to survive. Show off your survival skills and make your home in this unforgiving world!

infection.fun

Fewer Network

Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Villages Defended:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	27

Welcome to the Fewer Network! We are an awesome Minecraft server that offers many different gamemodes, such as a Custom SMP (lifesteal), Custom Box (PvP arena), events with real payouts, and more! Our staff is ready to help anytime of the day, everyday of the week! Join today to discover the wonders of our imagination and what we have to offer in the future! You can even participate in the videos produced by our awesome creators!

mc.fewer.live

BD ZONE

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7494
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Hey guys, Server ip- play.bdzonemc.com Prepare to enter the ultimate Minecraft universe – BDZONE! Our server is the perfect blend of excitement, adventure, and endless fun. We’ve got everything you could ever want and more – Survival, Bedwars and PracticePvP.Join us now at play.pixeledgebd.com and immerse yourself in a world filled with epic quests, challenging obstacles, and thrilling battles. Our community is active and engaging, with players from all over the world waiting to team up with you.And that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive events, competitions, and prizes that will blow your mind! Make sure to join our Discord community at discord.gg/yaGufzR to stay updated and participate in the action. But don’t just take our word for it – visit our website at https://bdzonemc.com/ to see for yourself what all the hype is about. Join BDZONE today and let the adventure begin!Bedrock IP: pe.bdzonemc.com Port: 19132

play.bdzonemc.com

Arcturus Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Arcturus is a Java Cracked Minecraft Factions Server supporting all versions from 1.8 to 1.20. We feature 1.8 style pvp and the best Custom Enchants, because we are based on Herobrine Factions. We have No Staff or Map Resets like other servers. Learn more about us on our official website.

play.arcturusmc.xyz