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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 127 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 465 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 4950 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 |
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.
But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!