No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	105
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ores Mined:	9136	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9036
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ores Mined:	6693
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Towns Built:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3065
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension Hops:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Divine Spears Created:	26	Dragons Tamed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
New Chunks Explored:	58120	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Magic Items Found:	7032	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Star Shards Collected:	103
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Dimension Hops:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	New Chunks Explored:	120523

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Void Armor Forged:	24
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.