No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Star Shards Collected:	144
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	832953	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Towns Built:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Star Shards Collected:	66	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mines Excavated:	4167	Dimension Hops:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Animals Bred:	46	Void Armor Forged:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Potions Brewed:	182	Dimension Hops:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Emeralds Found:	9681

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8407
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Buildings Constructed:	32	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Void Gems Collected:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Emeralds Found:	5501	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Buildings Constructed:	46	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	90	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.