No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8148	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ores Mined:	1935	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Towns Built:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Divine Spears Created:	26
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Buildings Constructed:	31	Animals Bred:	39
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	131	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Crops Grown:	7985	Emeralds Found:	6119
Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	375	Towns Built:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Projections Made:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	9011	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Farms Harvested:	557
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.