No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crops Grown: 4906 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 21
Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • ClikaCraft

    ClikaCraft

    Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft

    HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Sloome Magic

    Sloome Magic

    This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Frontier Network

    Frontier Network

    Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CubitoLand Network

    CubitoLand Network

    We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 89 Magical Frogs Kissed: 7
    Magic Crystals Found: 15 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 435 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Rentera Online

    Rentera Online

    Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Mines Excavated: 2714
    Chimeras Created: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 22 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Divided Earth

    Divided Earth

    Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • MineCommunity

    MineCommunity

    A Minecraft Story always starts with a block.Explore the world with your friends without limits with our 24/7 server!Create guilds, promote your friends, and prove you’re the best by challenging other guilds.Improve your guilds by ranking up and earn more rewards!Battle mobs! Level up your adventurer rank! Earn OP items though our EliteMobs adventuring setup.Go get a pet! We have an RPG like pet system so you will have a companion always!Rank up through the ranks by playing more!If you and your friends are looking for server to play with, then MineCommunity is for you. We are looking for casual minecraft players to play minecraft with.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 78
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • EtherealCraft

    EtherealCraft

    Welcome to our ATLA Bending Server !Fresh map! Last wipe: 9/09/23 Custom items! Learn over 230 moves! You don’t need any mods, just a vanilla 1.20.2 client No pay to win features! Bend every element for free24/7 dedicated servers.Lag free, ddos protected. Join a town, hop in the arena, or go raid in the wildMaster all the elements!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 26
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • MedievalCraft

    MedievalCraft

    Welcome to the world of MedievalCraft,the oldest continuously active German-speaking medieval role-playing game server in the world!From its infancy in 2011, a widely connected world and an indescribably deep and branching universe of backstory have developed to this day. This supports the immersion of a largely realistic high and late medieval class society with a storyline that goes back 1000 years. Parallels to the real world are woven into our story and intuitively allow everyone to freely establish themselves and their character in the kingdom of Erianor.Visit us at www.medievalcraft.de.See you! Your MedievalCraft team

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Fading Daze SMP & Events

    Fading Daze SMP & Events

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 70
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • ThePeculiarSMP

    ThePeculiarSMP

    ThePeculiarSMP is a place for viewers, players and streamers alike to collaborate together to create a friendly community. With the addition of a few plugins, the minecraft experience has been amplified to those who join.Here at ThePeculiarSMP, we strive to create a positive community for people to relax in, feel free to take part!

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Age Of Elysian

    Age Of Elysian

    Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 35
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Endless Legions Commanded: 48
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • EdgeGamers Organization

    EdgeGamers Organization

    The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Magic Wands Crafted: 11
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 24

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Centrix Network

    Centrix Network

    Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

    Updated September 25, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2583 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Haunted Chests Opened: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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