No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

No Nice Things Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and nice things are just a distant dream. If you’re tired of the same old boring servers where everyone plays by the rules, then this is the place for you.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition, as they fight for control of the server’s precious resources. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a House Out of TNT” competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of exploding blocks.

But beware, our server is also home to the infamous Griefer Gang, a group of players who take pleasure in causing chaos and destruction wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down from the inside?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and see why we can’t have nice things – but we sure can have a lot of fun!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 6 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 22 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
Infinity Stones Found: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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