No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	100	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Potions Brewed:	150

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Dimension Hops:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Potions Brewed:	166
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	5879	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Potions Brewed:	129
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	445	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Magic Items Found:	8592
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Crops Grown:	3292
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	119	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Runes Activated:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.