No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Villages Defended:	13	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	282999
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	201	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	New Chunks Explored:	610100
Dragon Scales Harvested:	409	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	433
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	178	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragons Tamed:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7964	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Villages Defended:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8983	Dragons Tamed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Void Gems Collected:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Dimension Hops:	14

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mines Excavated:	3283

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.