No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Farms Harvested:	834	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Mines Excavated:	4582
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Ores Mined:	7879
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Towns Built:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magic Items Found:	4026

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Emeralds Found:	6756	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	101
Meteorites Collected:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Magic Items Found:	3691
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Love Letters Sent:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309	Gods Slained:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Potions Brewed:	93

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Magic Items Found:	4537	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.