No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Zombie Dances:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9437	Void Armor Forged:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magic Items Found:	7165	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	301	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	270

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Passages Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	23

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!