No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	7269
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Zombie Dances:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4897	Dimension Hops:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server‘s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	377	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Emeralds Found:	532
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Divine Spears Created:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Animals Bred:	48	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	423
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Potions Brewed:	100
Ores Mined:	9949	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Crops Grown:	5952
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	38
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Dragon Eggs Found:	4361	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Alien Abductions:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.