No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Emeralds Found:	2664
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Potions Brewed:	164
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Void Armor Forged:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Ores Mined:	3337
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Magic Items Found:	8526
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34
Dimension Hops:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3467	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Buildings Constructed:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ores Mined:	5297
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ores Mined:	9156	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	271

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Potions Brewed:	38
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Love Letters Sent:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Enchantments Applied:	209	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Void Gems Collected:	15	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	606	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.