No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	11

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Ores Mined:	9310	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6876	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Ores Mined:	7469	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Crops Grown:	4532	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dragons Tamed:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Love Letters Sent:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Animals Bred:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Runes Activated:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Emeralds Found:	8256
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Potions Brewed:	47	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	8057

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Enchantments Applied:	139
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.