No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Holy Grails Found:	5
Farms Harvested:	363	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9015	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Star Shards Collected:	80
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Farms Harvested:	791
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Towns Built:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	178
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Runes Activated:	0
New Chunks Explored:	42551	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	3055	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Animals Bred:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1836	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	227	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!