No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	363602	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	35	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Star Shards Collected:	106
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6092	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Alien Abductions:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	167	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!