No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ores Mined:	971

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	821
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Crops Grown:	9722
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Potions Brewed:	106
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Villages Defended:	8
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!