No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Animals Bred:	125
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Emeralds Found:	2197

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	28
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Gods Slained:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Chimeras Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Ores Mined:	2257	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Magic Items Found:	3101	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	2783	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.