No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	3725	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	6406	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Players Killed by Monsters:	5100
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Void Gems Collected:	23
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mines Excavated:	2653

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Star Shards Collected:	177

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Star Shards Collected:	282
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Towns Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3401	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 10, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Dragons Tamed:	6
Holy Grails Found:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!