No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	3606
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mines Excavated:	2396
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Farms Harvested:	495
Divine Spears Created:	30	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchantments Applied:	273	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchantments Applied:	219
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Buildings Constructed:	12	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Crops Grown:	5753	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	New Chunks Explored:	967551

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2804	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	5107
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.