No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8374	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	2325	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Zombie Dances:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchantments Applied:	250
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70	Divine Spears Created:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Star Shards Collected:	212	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8734
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	144
Magic Items Found:	3379	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Runes Activated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Animals Bred:	153
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magic Items Found:	5766
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.