No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8184
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Farms Harvested:	915
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	42	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Buildings Constructed:	16
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	184
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Buildings Constructed:	13
Star Shards Collected:	274	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Love Letters Sent:	11	Holy Grails Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4110	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Divine Spears Created:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Animals Bred:	143
Mines Excavated:	1722	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Star Shards Collected:	284
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Crops Grown:	1913
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).