No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	7833
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Emeralds Found:	9374	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	145	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Crops Grown:	4398	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7664	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Buildings Constructed:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Villages Defended:	18

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3899	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.