No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5039	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Void Armor Forged:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Falling into the Void:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	14

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	1090	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	237	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Emeralds Found:	4001	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	3162	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.