No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Zombie Dances:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Void Gems Collected:	35
Magic Items Found:	4858	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magic Items Found:	6036	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Crops Grown:	7362	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Zombie Dances:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	135

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Animals Bred:	93
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Divine Spears Created:	28	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5650	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Dragon Scales Harvested:	205

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	116	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	70	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4471	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!