No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	4528	Gods Slained:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2
New Chunks Explored:	620802	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mines Excavated:	1342
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Potions Brewed:	193
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	3426

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Gods Slained:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Animals Bred:	25	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	New Chunks Explored:	902288
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	2782

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
New Chunks Explored:	741623	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ores Mined:	4285
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Emeralds Found:	9403
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	21	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4480	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Falling into the Void:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	451
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.