No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Falling into the Void:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Star Shards Collected:	60
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	32
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!