No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Armor Forged:	21	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Items Found:	8580

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Towns Built:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Emeralds Found:	2966	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	New Chunks Explored:	261920
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Animals Bred:	114
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Mines Excavated:	1286
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Potions Brewed:	77
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ores Mined:	6769	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	270

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!