No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crops Grown:	5187
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
New Chunks Explored:	566152	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Ores Mined:	2362	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Divine Spears Created:	21	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	6830
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Enchantments Applied:	121
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ores Mined:	2845	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Potions Brewed:	145	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9643
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Buildings Constructed:	36	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Holy Grails Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	285	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Zombie Dances:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Holy Grails Found:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Crops Grown:	5118	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!