No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	9924	Void Armor Forged:	30
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Farms Harvested:	909

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	20
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Enchantments Applied:	166	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	89	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	New Chunks Explored:	127525

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MCSugars

Economy, Survival

MCSugars is a survival server based on a diamond economy, with loads of cool features including land claims, pwarps, chest shops, crates, marriage and more

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MitoloskaSLO

Economy, Survival

Slovenian survival server because you start as a servant and can become a GOD! Come and join! more in the video: https://youtu.be/nIFqOfCyZBU

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NiftySMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Void Armor Forged:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MythriaNET

Cross-Play, Economy

Mythria.NET – Your CityBuild network [1.8.x – 1.19.x]

__________________________________________________________________Welcome to Mythria.NET, Glad you found us here! Info: For voting you will receive a gift on our server.__________________________________________________________________

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mines Excavated:	2272	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

AxolotlSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the AxolotlSMP!We are a dedicated server that is willing to be the server that goes above and beyond to give you the true vanilla SMP experience. We have some of the most custom features that you will ever see!▪ 1. Dungeons: Enter the dungeons and slay the commanders of each dungeon and earn loot along the way ▪ 2. Vanilla Gameplay: We’re bringing Vanilla back! Play your favorite game Minecraft but with additional twists and more! ▪ 3. Weekly Events: We have fun, engaging and exciting gameplay every single week! You’ll never get bored! ▪ 4. Storyline: Join and expierence an ongoing storyline. Meet new characters and new locations! ▪ 5. Custom Structures: Find large castles in the wild and loot them or make it your base! ▪ 6. Balanced Economy: Our economy is built to last! Years of experience ensuring that you’ll have fun! ▪ 6. Professional Staff: Our staff members are the best. No more abuse or unfair treatment! ▪ 7. Custom Everything: Everything is made by our team! Our plugins, artwork, builds, and models are all custom!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ShatteredVanilla

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, Survival

ShatteredVanilla is a awesome server with multiple gamemodes such survival, hardcore gamemode coming soon, and more awesome gamemodes! we have awesome developers and staff to make your gameplay awesome. We have a cool discord where we host giveaways and events! We even host weekly crystal, sword, pot, cart, and elytra pvp events weekly too! This is a awesome server to meet new friends team up and make server ruling empires to try get ready for the end event every 4 months. We have cool ranks, insane builds, good pvp, and a awesome community for you to play with.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyMynes

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Join us at CraftyMynes, We are a 100 percent Vanilla Server with great staff and Strong Community! Using all the newest features of Minecraft we have created an exceptional survival experience with TP/SetHome, arenas, parkour, and serverAI.Raiding and Griefing are: Allowed! Mob Griefing is: Enabled!Play on our Server: myne.fun Check out our Forum: https://forum.craftymynes.comWe always use the best hardware with many optimizations: Ryzen 7 5800X Watercooled 64GB ECC RAM 2TB NVMe RAID 1.0Gbps

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	9266	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CrafterLife

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

You are dead. WHAT? Yes, I know it’s shocking to us as well, but you are dead. HOW? You should be more careful when crossing the road. Truck-kun is everywhere. You wake up in a place with ultimate freedom! Endless exploration! This is your Crafting Afterlife. Welcome, to CrafterLife. CrafterLife is a NO-LAG fun server with friendly players! We don’t police the players here, we believe you can take care of yourselves with the right tools. Protect your land from being griefed with land claims. Someone said something you don’t like? Ignore them with /ignore ! We hope you’re as excited to be here as we are to have you. Enjoy your stay!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!