No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Void Armor Forged:	18
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	New Chunks Explored:	837488

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Void Gems Collected:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	30

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Magic Items Found:	7522	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

ValhallaMC

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Nest SMP

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Looking for a welcoming oasis in the vast Minecraft universe? Look no further!Join The Nest SMP today and experience Minecraft at its finest—an inclusive and vibrant community that celebrates diversity and offers endless possibilities for every player.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Star Shards Collected:	59
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Franks PokePark

Economy, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Frank’s PokéPark, a Cobblemon SMP. We offer custom ranks, exciting weekly tournaments, a friendly community, and much more. Our pride lies in involving our community in every aspect of the game and beyond, ensuring that you have a memorable experience. We are proud to be a free-to-play server that never compromises on fairness by adopting a pay-to-win model. Come join us at Frank’s PokéPark, where your opinion matters and your enjoyment is our top priority.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Lotus Network

Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lotus Minecraft. Lotus is a gaming community where everyone can join and play games with each other and make new friends. Chat with them, play games together and much more. Lotus Minecraft server is hosted for everyone to have fun together in Minecraft. This community is an Indian community but other countries are always welcome too.About Lotus Minecraft Server Lotus Minecraft server is a survival server with lots of custom features. We got SlimeFun, mcMMO, Custom Enchants and many more custom fun features which will enhance your survival multiplayer experience. We got different Game Modes like, Bedwars, minigames, skyblock etc. More features, coming soon.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

ApexPvP

Factions, PvP, Raiding

ApexPvP is a 1.20 Network with Factions, Cannon Testing and much more to come! We have tons of custom features, events and more to provide you with a unique experience where you can compete and have fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PumpkinSMP

Cross-Play, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The PumpkinSMP community is a very kind community and our staff are always here for you no matter. We are also a crossplay network, meaning we offer Bedrock Edition support.PumpkinSMP is a peaceful place for you and your friends to have fun and vibe.Servers are on 1.17.1 through 1.19+– Experience the true feel of an SMP!– play.pumpkinsmp.eu.orgBedrock: IP: play.pumpkinsmp.eu.org Port: 25577

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

WildWood SMP

Earth, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WildWood SMP is a brand new SMP-based server! We plan on becoming a one-stop network for all and any SMP gameplay desires! Here’s what we’ve got so far:• Lifesteal SMP – Build your base, kill players and collect their hearts! But don’t run out of hearts, or you’ll be punished!• Earth SMP (COMING SOON) – Survival Minecraft but with a map that mirrors planet Earth!• SMP (COMING SOON) – Easy, Simple, and relaxing Minecraft SMP!We allow both Java and Bedrock players to join! IP: wildwoodsmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Potions Brewed:	47
Towns Built:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

unGODLY SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

As part of the unGODLY series, this server is similar to its previous counterpart in that its primary focus is giving power to the players while still allowing for a significant degree of challenge and difficulty. Hostile mobs are much stronger and faster, but players are given better tools, abilities, and opportunities in order to properly combat them.This server has many plugins – far too many to name – and so there is most certainly something for everyone.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	74	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Legend of the Wild

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

We are a new survival server with economy, jobs, mcmmo and more. Check us out! We use grief prevention/claims plugin to keep your builds safe!. We aim to provide quality of life updates as well as make the game more involved and fun: More /Jobs! More Fish! More Enchants! More Crafting! More Potions! Custom Loot! More Tags! More Crates! Custom Monsters! Custom Bosses! Custom World Generation (The Wild) More ways to earn rewards in game than ever before! We are currently OPEN to new users. Thanks for stopping by to check us out!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Ozryn Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

OzrynSMP is a semi-vanilla SMP. We are running several plugins designed to make your Minecraft experience just a bit better! We are now offering the choice of either 1.8 or 1.9 Combat Mechanics! Our plugins include, but are not limited to, Grief Prevention, TreeGravity, SilkSpawners and Player Warps. We have a ready made XP farm for players to use upon joining too. One of our best features is our different reward crates. The keys can be earned through voting or purchased on our store (shop.ozrynmc.net). We are currently a small but very close server and we would love to have some new friends join us!SERVER IP: play.ozryn.com Sever Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19137 Server Port [Java]: 25714

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	139	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Dimension Hops:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

AetherConquest

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Astral Projections Made:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Alien Abductions:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.