No Money? No Problem Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we do things a little differently. Ever wanted to join a server where the goal isn’t to build the biggest castle or mine the most diamonds, but to create the most outrageous schemes and elaborate plans? Look no further!

Join us and become a master of deception, a connoisseur of chaos, a wizard of wackiness. Build a company in-game that rebrands existing blocks as new, revolutionary materials with just a tiny tweak. Watch as your fellow players invest in your “innovative” ideas, only to realize they’ve been bamboozled by your brilliant strategy.

Imagine the conversations at our virtual cocktail parties, where players boast about their ridiculous schemes and outlandish plans. Tell tales of how you duped your friends into believing your dirt house was actually a luxury mansion, or how you convinced the entire server to invest in your “groundbreaking” redstone contraption that does absolutely nothing.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Who knows, you might just uncover the secret recipe for success in the most unexpected places. Just be sure to keep your schemes under wraps, or risk revealing your true intentions to the world.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

L1feStee1

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

L1feStee1 is a LifeSteal SMP with /dupe! You can duplicate your items using /dupe! There is no limit!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Thundermine.Net

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Thundermine.net – Survival – 1.19 – Balanced Economy – Daily Events – Quests Thundermine is a survival Minecraft server offering a player driven economy encouraging buy sell trade with other players. For a better experience, the server offers grief protection to prevent griefing/raiding by other players, enabling you to be creative and show off your build skills with the community. East. 2012

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

KeyCraft RP

Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

KeyCraft is the ultimate Roleplay experience in Minecraft. Set in the fantasy world of Omnia, KeyCraft offers a unique spin on text-based roleplay with our extensive and ever-growing lore! We have multiple cities filled with tons of races and cultures for players to be apart of! Participate in events, create your own group or guild, perhaps even just enjoy the simple life as a farmer! You can do it all here, and we’re open to anyone 13+ !Key Features A Proximity-Based Text RP plugin that allows you to talk, emote, and more as your own character! Even your character’s name will appear above your head and in the Tablist for added immersion! Delve into dungeons, explore ruins, and even partake in Quests! Participate in our extremely active Discord to post in-character ads, organize a Group or Guild, or even just look for someone to chat with! Our Discord is beginner friendly and even includes a section just for artists! Immerse yourself in our handcrafted lore, including Vampires, Sorcerers, and even Plant People, we have it all! KeyCraft prides itself on being a safe space for the LGBTQIA+ community, allowing anyone and everyone regardless of their identity to play as long as they follow our rules! Your character can even reflect your identity!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Lifestealed

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

LIFESTEALED REMASTERED – Max Hearts: 50 – Min Hearts: 1 – Difficulty: HardLifestealed is a small but active community. Kill player’s and steal health points from one another. With a maximum heart count of 50, it seems that you’ll be undefeatable.We have custom enchants, items, and OP Loot that can be obtained from crates, so you can feel like you’re the strongest in the server!With a custom boss adding an additional challenge, you’ll be able to get the best armor in the game!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

VanillaCraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magic Items Found:	1534

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Aesir Mc

Factions, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3235
Dragons Tamed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

TheCrib

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

TheCrib is a 1.20 Survival/SMP Minecraft server that focuses on quality of life features and values the player experience. The server is currently available to join on all the major versions, which includes versions 1.7 to 1.20.

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Fire Crusades

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Mines Excavated:	1546
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JonGames – Survival Land Claim

Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival, Towny

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Emeralds Found:	1041
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Light

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Light Network is an economy survival server. We offer a range of features for players to enjoy whilst sticking to the vanilla-esk of the game. Survival has land claiming, free ranks, reward crates, quests, silk spawners and more! Connect to the server today to start your adventure!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Secure Heaven

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Explore, destroy Demons and build your dream home.IP: play.secure-heaven.com (Java)Discord: http://discord.secure-heaven.com/ Website: https://www.secure-heaven.com/ How to enter: https://www.shmc.link/unirseDo you still have doubts? she continues reading: • Customizable home, with reinvented protection measures • We have a Passion for Survival • Weddings, Alcohol, Jobs, PvEStop by the server and leave us your opinion!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chimeras Created:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Friends In Game

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

The Amici In Game Community is pleased to present its new server: FRIENDS IN GAME: The server was created with the aim of giving Minecraft enthusiasts already present on our official DISCORD a place where they can all play together, in harmony and serenity! A place to have fun with “Friends” in an almost familiar atmosphere… The server we offer uses plugins to protect all server constructions from any grief and/or other problems that could destroy or damage the work of the players on the server… In addition to the simple Pure Vanilla, we also offer some minigames (For now only BedWars, but there will be others in the future ;)) If I have intrigued you, I invite you to join us on the SERVER! (for various reasons, the server will NOT remain open constantly… Furthermore, in order to enter you must first enter our DISCORD SERVER so that you can be added to the white list)

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MC.LOL

Bedwars, Parkour, Survival

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Void Gems Collected:	19
Buildings Constructed:	50	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

PrismForge

Economy, Factions, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Esoteric Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

– Land claim to protect your builds – PvP enabled outside of claims – Basic commands like /sethome, /spawn and /tpa – Hard difficulty – No hard limitations on redstone or farms – NO Keep inventory

Updated October 6, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Alien Abductions:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Enchantments Applied:	213	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.