No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

ableism, arent, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, decision, Democracy, disability, discrimination, election, Government, insult, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, orange, orange retard, Political Correctness, Politics, Presidential election, retard, smp, Vote, Voting

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	46	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

SourPvP

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	54	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

play.sourpvp.net

BlocksMC

PvP, Skywars

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Emeralds Found:	338	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Meteorites Collected:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

blocksmc.com

HyshSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	8399	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ores Mined:	2338	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	7503	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34

HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

hyshsmp.net:50005

ComuGamers

Bedwars, Creative, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9089
Rating:	4.2 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	3036
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Love Letters Sent:	13
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

mc.comugamers.com

PirateCraft

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

mc.piratemc.com

DynastyMC Cobblemon

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dimension Hops:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19

Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

play.dynastymc.org

MuCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5038
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	70
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

spela.mucraft.se

Theatria

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	6960	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

mc.playtheatria.com

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Survivalmp.ga

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

the1122pve.haxyshideout.co.uk

Mccaim

Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8714
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Buildings Constructed:	37
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	97
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Alien Abductions:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

ms.mcaim.com

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Meteorites Collected:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

mcs.mythichaven.net

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

play.oc.tc

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	1133
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Farms Harvested:	535

play.lunarsurvival.xyz

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

play.mc-speed.com