No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	57
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

BendersMC is a Four-Elements Minecraft Survival & Factions server that allows players to wield elemental bending powers and duel each other. Every player gets to have special abilities which makes PVP far more engaging and enjoyable!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

CarbonCraft is a community-driven Enhanced Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server with a variety of improvements specially tailored to improve your overall Minecraft experience. Our server features: – Economy & Land Claim – Personal Warps & Player Shops – Sethome, TPA, RTP – Jobs – Marriage – Skill Progression – Additional Enchantments – Improved Mining & Revamped Fishing – Free Vote Ranks & Daily Login Bonuses – …and so much more! We have an experienced, mature, and seasoned staff team ready to guide you on your adventure. Our community is active, welcoming, and always looking for new friends. Join us today!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8507	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Endless Night Skies:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

OreoMC is a Java & Bedrock Survival SMP, Designed from the ground up with custom content in mind. If you are tired of the same old Minecraft server we invite you to check out our server to experience something that you cannot find anywhere else! IP: mcservers.oreo.gg  Bedrock Port: 19132  Version: 1.18 – 1.19.3  Discord: https://discord.gg/bQPaBXymXM

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1930	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88r7v7q2NTs&ab_channel=YOMMC DayZ Description: Mode based on DayZ, Unturned, Rust, and Escape from Tarkov. Survive in a dangerous world and make it to evac alive with all your loot. PvP and PvE threats, bosses, and a massive open world.WarZone PvP WarZone PvP is a massive Kit PvP type server with guns and levelsInfernal Realms Infernal Realms is an MMO RPG PvP Adventure server! You pick a class, fight monsters, level up, conquer dungeons and bosses, create and rule towns, command armies, unlock gear, wage war and become King of the realm! The fun never ends on Infernal Realms!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.