No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

ableism, arent, Campaign, Candidate, controversy, debate, decision, Democracy, disability, discrimination, election, Government, insult, leadership, Minecraft, opinion, orange, orange retard, Political Correctness, Politics, Presidential election, retard, smp, Vote, Voting

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9872
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Star Shards Collected:	73	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

VoxelLoop Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Rainbows Spotted:	7

The VoxelLoop Network is a series of servers designed to bring you the best possible experience.

Our Factions server is lag free and contains many helpful plugins such as: Grief Prevention, Core Protect, Auctions, Economy, and Furniture. (Post suggestions on our forums) Now, you can also purchase apartments in our towns!

Our Creative server is also lag free and contains large 128×128 plots with the ability to use WorldEdit and furniture. We keep this server lag free by using a plugin that allows WorldEdit commands to be ran in pieces rather than as one large action that can sometimes cause a crash.

Visit our TeamSpeak 3 server: voice.voxelloop.co.uk

vl1.voxelloop.co.uk

Sycho

Factions

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4354
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Void Armor Forged:	29
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2930
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38

Good server, join! NEED STAFF!

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198.27.106.244

Reality-Pixelmon

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Farms Harvested:	846	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Reality-Pixelmon, The all-new pixelmon server fit to any needs! Active polling, Grand Exchange, and unlimited potential! The dedicated owner, and forming staff team are hard at work to put out for our players! Server is hosted on a 24/7 DDoS protected board and network. Come join us today, and mold the future of this immaculate server in progress!

74.124.30.171

Robert Ireland

Creative, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Farms Harvested:	730
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	265	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Server 1.8.8 – PVP Creative Survival All players can be opped. Jobs, ArmorShop, Economy, Vault. Friendly server.

88.150.171.90

Harvest Block

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	7366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

We are a mature and well-established server that consists of players 18 and older. We are often considered rare because we make no exceptions to this rule. This is to ensure we have a nice friendly bunch of people, from different walks of life, who enjoy playing together because they share a hobby.

Please visit our website to apply for whitelisting!

mc.harvest-block.com

Cuba – Prison

Prison

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9253
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Towns Built:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Danish minecraft server, join it and we can make a nice community! You can read more on my website – and if you have any questions can you send me a mail on [email protected] 🙂

149.202.70.151:25615

Minecrafters Go Mooo

Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

NEED STAFF AND REGULAR PLAYERS!!!

There are two Owners – ItsDIGI and FappyJr/FapToMySkill.

The server has fun plugins, unlimited world, teleports to every biome and no lag!

69.175.55.208

Enchanted Craft

Factions, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4303
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Enchanted Craft is an Alpha Build of something great, We currently only have Survival and Factions but plan on having Creative and Mini-Games

108.166.163.141

Sarefine

KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Farms Harvested:	283
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Sarefine is a server which offers loads of different pvp opportunities, unlike mainstream servers we have a KitPvP based soup server with abilities to rain arrows and suffocate players in ice, 2 of many. We also have a practice server with elo based system in which one can reach the leaderboards and show who is the best. We’re an eu based network soon expanding to many different continents in the future, we look forward to seeing you!

eu.sarefine.com

MoltresPvP Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Raiding

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9741
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Towns Built:	2
New Chunks Explored:	550161	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8

MoltresPvP Network is a server focused around providing pvp with multiple and expanding gamemodes. MoltresPvP has a diverse community of players and staff, and we strive to provide new, unique, and fun gamemodes and pvp for all.

Everything on MoltresPvP is custom coded by or developer team.

Coins and levels are shared network wide, so if you gain a level on Kitpvp, you get that level in MiniUHCMeetup.

play.moltrespvp.com

mc matrix

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2721
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

In the cross over’s Ceará, we came to win and not to be defeated, so if you want to be part of this game, know that we’re going to bring it to the boil….kkkkkkkk

br.mcmatriz.net

mc.godsyn.com

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5598
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	3478	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

A Focus On PvE With Aesthetics In Mind MC.godsyn.com is a dedicated, 20-slot Minecraft server hosted in North America that has been around since the dawn of SMP, known for its uptime and mature community. Players under the age of 18 are not permitted to apply for membership, and the administrators and moderators of the server are required to be over 21 years old.

mc.godsyn.com

Missoula Public Library

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8535
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Survival server with NoCheatPlus, dynmap, FancyShop, Essentials, HeadsLite, AdvancedReport, MineFriends, Vault, EssentialsSpawn, NoSwear and GriefPrevention.

Dedicated PVP area. PG friendly chat.

mc.missoulapubliclibrary.org

Pickaxe-PvP

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Astral Projections Made:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to Pickaxe-PvP! We are a brand new factions server that would love to have you join our small community!

We have: – Factions – McMMO – Chests shops – AutoRank

192.95.45.12

Influx Network

Mini Games

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8752
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

The Influx Network is a network of custom coded plugins to provide the best minigame experience as possible. We are constantly bringing new and engaging updates to the server. We currently have 11 minigames, and are planning to add many more. Join today at theinflux.no-ip.org

198.23.203.82