No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Emeralds Found:	5705
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Hunts, Global Trade System, Safari, Events, Tournaments, Wondertrade, Skills. Play to win with player ran gyms & shops

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

PokeClash Cobblemon is a new Cobblemon server that is opening soon! It wants to blend Cobblemon and Minecraft survival, while adding fun things to do over the top. The PokeClash Cobblemon server is a small time venture and its features include things like jobs, quests, free ranks, land claiming and more. Join the Discord to get updates!Server Links & Info Discord: https://discord.gg/XturGkVmTs Modrinth Modpack: https://modrinth.com/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon CurseForge Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pokeclash-cobblemon Technic Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pokeclash-cobblemon.1961440

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

MineGlobe is a Minecraft network that offers a wide selection of gamemodes all featuring custom models, custom textured items, custom guis, custom menus & more!Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Earth, SMP, Lifesteal, Minigames & more! More information listed below.Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag and ANTI-P2W! Come and play!Website: https://www.mineglobe.org Discord: https://store.mineglobe.org

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3175	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BerrySMP! Our community is super friendly and we all love to play on BerrySMP: a java + bedrock crossplay server that utilizes a custom resource pack, custom terrain generation, custom features, and is frequently updated with new content & new Minecraft releases!We strive to take suggestions from the community and make changes to benefit all of our players. If joining on bedrock/console/phone, use IP org.berrysmp.net and Port 19132

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.