No, Minecraft SMP – you aren’t seriously going to vote for this orange retard…

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Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a chance to overthrow the evil dictator ruling over the land (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken wearing a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server is a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden location and become the richest player in all the land? Or will you be too busy getting pranked by our resident prankster, Steve the Sheep?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the chaos, the laughter, and the sheer madness that awaits you. And remember, voting for the orange retard is so last season – join us and vote for the chicken in a top hat instead!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8940

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	98	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Ores Mined:	3273

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PortalMC

Survival

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Potions Brewed:	75

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	257	Animals Bred:	143
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4092	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla World: Reloaded provides a unique Survival & Skyblock experience suited for all ages.Infinite building & farming opportunities as you are millions of blocks away from other players. If you want to work together, share homes and team up with friends!Our Skyblock server has a custom world generator that creates islands sporadically around your starting island. Continue to export and get access to new types of wood, loot and ores!– Grief Free – Custom random teleportation plugin – Custom Skyblock world generator – 10-year-old communityJoin today: vwreloaded.com Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/6BkN9DHVwb

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JoynCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

JOYnCRAFT offers active staff, players online around the clock, a beefy, professionally hosted server. Financing is secured years ahead. This server is meant to stay, and so are your builds! A lot of good builders play here and have already created many beautiful things you can check out. But the majority of the map is still pristine, so if you want to live far away from others and build big, this place is perfect for you! We have added plugins that are either meant to help you make your build visions come true, or to give you something fun to do when you need a break. Our discord bot plays relaxing minecraft-style music, our community is incredibly nice, and the server seed can only be described as outstanding. Joyn us today and make yourself at home!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Runes Activated:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

BlueFox

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

BlueFox is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, BlueFox allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – Anarchy – Boxpvp – MiningUHC – SurvivalSMP – Survival PlotJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: bluefox.ink

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GrizzlyPrison

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Survival

– Java & Bedrock support – Versions 1.8 – latest – Custom pickaxes – Custom progressive pickaxe levelling and exp system – Custom enchants – Custom backpacks – Custom tokens & tokenshop – 26 regular mines & 6 donator mines – Personal and global sell boosters – Much more!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Horizons End

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Horizon’s End!Horizon’s End is a custom coded space Minecraft server. Pilot your very own movable starship, take over entire sectors of space, avoid pirates, use hyperspace to explore the vast galaxy! The galaxy is a 200k x 200k space map, with 17 unique planets to visit. Our server has an active, growing community that is welcoming to all new players. Join a nation or create your own settlement, all with the goal of galactic domination. The possibilities are endless!IP: play.horizonsend.net Wiki: https://horizonsendmc.miraheze.org/wiki/

Updated November 2, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.