No Life Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a loner in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and make all the friends you could ever dream of! Our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems – like not being able to breathe properly. Trust me, once you start playing on our server, you won’t have a care in the world.

We have the craziest adventures waiting for you, like fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, or building a castle out of nothing but diamond blocks. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow gamers to play with on our server?

So stop wasting your life away and join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real-life friends when you can have virtual ones who will never let you down? Don’t worry about the future, just enjoy every moment on our server. You won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to real-life friends.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	198	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2138	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Farms Harvested:	216	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	3921	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Potions Brewed:	90	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchantments Applied:	241
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Villages Defended:	17

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchantments Applied:	281
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Towns Built:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2091	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	765
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dimension Hops:	12
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Alien Abductions:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	66
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	197	New Chunks Explored:	79534
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	2479
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1289
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!