No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
Elemental Crystals Collected: 94 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

New Minecraft Servers

  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 39

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 14 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 9 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 43
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7291 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 11
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Emeralds Found: 8391 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Star Shards Collected: 122

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Runes Activated: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 127 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Magic Items Found: 5889 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 95 Magic Wands Crafted: 8
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 16

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8027 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Zombie Dances: 9

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6057
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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