No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 10 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

New Minecraft Servers

  • FunSMPcraft

    FunSMPcraft

    On this server you can play Skyblock, SMP and more! I am making more games like parkour or a maze. The server is almost ready and then we are open daily! I hope i see you there.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 430
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 16 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StelarMC

    StelarMC

    StelarMC Network Do you want to play a server without limits? Have fun with your friends? Your time has come! You are facing StelarMC, a server in which you can very easily have rank to play a wonderful Survival. What are you waiting for! stelarmc.club

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 65 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 19
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7366 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragon Smp

    Dragon Smp

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    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 New Chunks Explored: 482880
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [/PVP] [/SURVIVAL] 🏡 [SMP] 👑 [LANDS] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

    🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [/PVP] [/SURVIVAL] 🏡 [SMP] 👑 [LANDS] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉
    🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎

    PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

    Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

    We have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!

    – 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.– 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.– 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

    Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

    🔥💰🏰🌄

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 703 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KitPvPlayz

    KitPvPlayz

    THIS IS FUN JOIN NOW !!!!!1111 we have good ranks vote to get exclusive kits!!!1111 U CAN ALSO GET VIP FOR BEING NICE AND BEING CONSISTENT

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TehCraft SMP

    TehCraft SMP

    A cool and fun Cross-Platform 1.20 Minecraft Java server that you should definitely check out! Currently supports Premium and Cracked. What are you waiting for? Join us now!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Phantom Knights Defeated: 7
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Ores Mined: 6369
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Witchery: Mystic & Magick – Modded Java 1.7.10 PvE/PvP

    Witchery: Mystic & Magick – Modded Java 1.7.10 PvE/PvP
    Discord: https://discord.gg/VNVUMqnWebsite: https://witchery.guildtag.com

    "Welcome Dreamers!" banner

    “Finally, you’re back, after all those years you spent dreaming.”

    One hundred years after an ages-long War that ravaged the Overworld, Dreamers have returned from their haven dimensions to try and start their lives anew. But even though the War is over, some Dreamers still seek promises left to them by the four icons responsible for the chaos: Lilith, Leonard, The Huntsman, and The Goddess.

    Modpack Highlights

      Summon demons, ride a magic broom, become a vampire or werewolf, and more with Witchery!Breed unicorns, pegasi, and custom magical horses each with their own unique powers!Fight dragons, battle your way through roguelike dungeons, and try to survive the blood moon!Brew booze with potion effects and craft cheeses with Growthcraft: Community Edition!Become a master smith and forge powerful tools and armor with Minefantasy 2!Explore the world for different ingredients and make dozens of new foods with Pam’s Harvestcraft!Mark your base with heraldic banners and decorate it with hundreds of thematic objects!Face new versions of your favorite mobs, like fiery skeletons, and queen ghasts!Let your skin show, use cosmetic armor, or use a custom player model with horns, wings, and more!

    "Server Highlights" banner

      Choose from PvE-focus or PvP-focus user roles to fit your favorite playstyle!Trade with NPCs or other players with physical currency!Use a golden shovel to claim land/prevent griefing!Player heads drop when players are killed!Enjoy a community-focused, friendly playerbase, and dedicated staff!Vote for the server to receive rewards, including blessings by Witchery’s various icons!

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    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 8
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Runes Activated: 8
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrganicMC

    OrganicMC

    A simple survival and creative server to enhance your experience. Skyblock gamemode coming soon!

    1.17.1 and 1.18 Support!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LuckyVN

    LuckyVN

    LUCKYVN – Vietnamese Minecraft server with genres: MINIGAME – SKYBLOCK – TOWNY – MORE

    ———————— JOIN WITH US :3 ————————

    IP: LUCKYVN.COM WEB: https://luckyvn.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Towns Built: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 🏰 Stonecrest 🏰 – OPENING WEEK (February 1st!): Towny, Wars, Geo-political Roleplay –or just normal towny (up to you!)

    🏰 Stonecrest 🏰 – OPENING WEEK (February 1st!): Towny, Wars, Geo-political Roleplay –or just normal towny (up to you!)
    StonecrestMC~A server and community for all

    Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more.For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them.Not familiar with Towny? Towny will provide the claim protection so your builds and bases are safe, this plugin makes players bond together and work towards building a small little community within the server.

    Most of the game will be like a normal survival playthrough with a few added twists, mainly the economy and war features. Diamonds generate 2x less on the server as they are a form of currency. This currency will be able to be used in our player-run marketplace where players can build and sell items from.

    War will be how players can earn the crown. Every two weeks we will host a war event, this event will allow towns and nations to battle each other for geo-political dominance. Depending on the style of the war, whoever is the leader of the town or nation that prevails on top will be crowned King or Queen (player’s choice of title) of the server for two weeks. How you rule is up to you (staff will have a hands-off approach outside the extent of the rules). Wars are not required, if you wish to be a peaceful town then you may do so. ALL war events will have griefing off. These will be PvP Opt-in events only. We want to cater to all people so there is no requirement whatsoever to be a part of this system. However, there are some nice incentives! The King of the Server has extremely powerful commands and abilities that will set them apart.

    King (or Queen) of the server abilities:

      The king will have abilities in-game effects to friends or town members, these effects can be handed out to 5 individual players and 1 entire group (such as a town) per day. These effects can be extremely powerful if one knows how to use them correctly ;)Additional perks of King: (SUBJECT TO CHANGE BEFORE LAUNCH)
        Ability to fly for 20 minutesNo cost for shop-plotsSpecial chat featurescustom rank title (If you wish to be called “Supreme Emperor” instead of “King”)All Cosmetics and Exclusive King CosmeticsPriority everything (Join, Tablist, Discord VC)Free teleport cost; and any town teleportsCustom God ArmorCustom Death Message and Join/Leave MessageEfficiency 6-7 (all other players are subject to vanilla enchants)Smite one player / every 20 minsKING discord channel – KING VC
          Ability to create 2 Temp ranks (server) and roles (discord) to be awarded to one player each respectively.

    Okay, but Beef, I don’t want any of this, I just want to play on a Minecraft server. Well, we also cater towards this as well. Without any of these features, you still will have a normal gameplay experience with you and your friends. Claiming land is the only caveat as that will be the form of land claim. Besides that these are all the settings of our server!IP: Stonecrest.xyzWhitelist: NoDynmap: YesDifficulty: HardPvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event)Economy: 1 Diamond = $1World Size: 20kVersion: 1.19 – 1.20.5

    Why else should you join? We are not even open yet and we are already a fast tight-knit community of over 90 strong. Once the server launches we also plan on hosting other events outside Just War that will be catered to all!

    We will be launching Stonecrest on February 1st, 2024!If you are interested or have ideas on how to improve this project idea please join our discord!https://discord.gg/8ErZdKuyaE

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Buildings Constructed: 12
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
    Alien Abductions: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 188

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OrginsMC

    OrginsMC

    Welcome to OriginsMC SMP

    Please Read Rules on Discord Website: https://originsmc.net/ Discord Invite: https://discord.originsmc.net/ Donation Store: https://store.originsmc.net/ Ip: play.originsmc.net

    Voting

    Vote for our server to increase our community.

    Voting Website: https://originsmc.net/voting.html Have Fun!!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 20
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 13

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Esta Network

    Esta Network

    The Esta Network is a premium Minecraft PVP Based server and is still in development stages however is published as a release.

    The current gamemodes we have at the moment are:

    • Bot Practice [1.7 – 1.8x] [NA Proxy]

    This gamemode is a Practice server with an AI Dueling system, the AI is self-learning and if played more will get a lot better in performance.

    IP Address: Esta.land Discord: https://discord.esta.land Store: https://store.esta.land Website: In development…

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Magical Moments Shared: 28
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Friends SMP 2.0!

    Friends SMP 2.0!
    Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

    Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

    Join our discord here: discord.gg/D8VpEJ33vN

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 45 Mythical Relics Collected: 16
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SloperMC

    SloperMC

    THIS SERVER IS CREATED BY SLOZIN AND HIS STAFF FRIENDS AND THE SERVER IS NEW BECAUSE IT ONLY HAS FACTIONS 🙂

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Rede Imperium

    Rede Imperium

    Hello players, Meet our server. Online Rankup Server. – Brazilian RankUp. – Media de 15ms a 30ms. – Bag system. – New Dungeons System. FullPvP Online Server. – Brazilian FiullPvP. – Media de 15ms a 30ms. – Spawners System. IP:rede-imperium.com Follow us on our Partner Networks to stay up to date with the latest news. Discord: discord.rede-imperium.com Twitter: https://twitter.com/RedeImperiumofc Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/rede.imperium/?hl=pt-br

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 12 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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