No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Meteorite Armor Created: 19
Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18
New Chunks Explored: 644734 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 17
Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Servers

  • EndlessSurvival

    EndlessSurvival

    We currently have 50 slots available, however this might be increased depending on server donations. You are free to do as you wish on the server, but you cannot go against any of the rules(Stated on the ‘Rules board’ within the server). We host events such as Ultrahardcore, CTF and many more which will be posted on the ‘Events Board’ within the server and on the website.

    We don’t need anymore staff, if we do require more staff they will be chosen from active players on the server.

    We have bukkit installed so when you build, just ask a Mod or an Admin to protect your buildings, this is to stop griefing.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Ores Mined: 8948
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GentlemenMC

    GentlemenMC
    Welcome to GentlemenMC!

    We are a up and coming vanilla/shop server.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Dark Rituals Completed: 2
    Animals Bred: 33 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Colonies

    The Colonies

    A FUN AND FREE SERVER!!! YAY WERE ALL ABOUT HAVING FUN HERE! JOIN US TODAY! HUNGER GAMES SERVER COMING SOON!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Star Shards Collected: 115 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Buildings Constructed: 23

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Gold Standard

    Gold Standard

    Play as if it’s 2013/2014. Arguably the best times in Minecraft’s history. Running an official CraftBukkit 1.7.10 Jar.

    Go back in time and revisit Minecraft in its early days. A classic survival server (proudly hosted in the USA) with many features whilst preserving Vanilla Minecraft and all its goodness.

    Grind your way to become the richest player on the server. How about a team build or a community build?

    Log4J patched at the server level for your peace of mind and added security.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Chimeras Created: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 381 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • STUDIO EVENT: CIVILIZATION / 1.20.1 / SEASON 1.5 SOON

    STUDIO EVENT: CIVILIZATION / 1.20.1 / SEASON 1.5 SOON
    Studio Event: CIVILIZATION

    Let us showcase your story today!

    The server is currently inaccessible and we are preparing for season 1.5 -> discord.gg/studiosmp

    Have you ever wished for a community that hosts modded civ events, an own modded origins smp outside of events AND cool game nights?

    This is the “Studio SMP & Events” Community for you!

    A warm and welcoming community offers you a special time on this sweet and (not so) little Fabric Modded Server. (Java only – sorry bedrock players!)

    With always unique modpacks and a very nice playerbase we give you a place to stream, record and hangout with old and make new friends!

    We also run events for milestones and any special holiday, build by our lovely team!

    We do light Roleplay on our server, which relies on storytelling , focused around player characters, settlements, and the work of our writing team!

    If you are planning to become a dwarf to dig the biggest hole in existence in a civ event, the best elven archer ever seen on an smp, a worldwide known cook or THE tactical mastermind.

    Ready to leave your mark as hero (or villain) the history books write about?

    We hope you will enjoy your journey into our server, may you enjoy your stay!

    Join StudioSMP on Discord !!

    Active community on and off serverLGBTQ Supportive13+ Community (heads up, most of us are 18 and older)No pay to win 99.99% active Support System (Unless dev hours)

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Potions Brewed: 145
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Divine Scrolls Written: 22

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • New Dawn

    New Dawn
    New Dawn is here to bring you a unique survival experience with fun minigames, jobs to earn you money, mcmmo to give you special abilities, custom enchants, mine artifacts, claim large areas of land, compete in connect 4 matches and much more

    We hope you enjoy your time here and make some new friends along the way !

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineDK

    MineDK

    Are you looking for a Danish Minecraft server where you don’t have to stick to just one type of gamemode? A server where you can get help from someone with great experience if you need it? Do you miss a lag-free gaming experience? Then MineDK is the place for you!

    MineDK is a large Danish minecraft server with a focus on a perfectly set up hub-server system. There is a seasoned crew behind the server, who have been involved in server operation for many years. There are, among other things, developers and technicians who possess great technical skill and skill, as well as moderators and supervisors who are there to help you.

    Visit our website and read more IP: MineDK.net / HubServer.dk Website: www.MineDK.net / www.HubServer.dk We look forward to seeing you at MineDK!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfluxedPrison

    InfluxedPrison

    InfluxedPrison is a custom prison server experience, from 24+ custom enchants to OP celestial enchants, robots, pmines and more. We offer a huge diversity of insane fun, which comes from our unique epic features, friendly staff and awesome players like you!

    IP: play.influxedprison.com

    1.16 -> 1.20.1 are supported!

    » Prison

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Potions Brewed: 171
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ✭✦ Galaxy ✦✭

    ✭✦ Galaxy ✦✭
    Thank you very much for checking us out! We hope you enjoy your time on Galaxy!Please feel free to contact any staff member about any community-related issue/topic.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Emeralds Found: 9790 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AtomiCraft

    AtomiCraft
    Currently whitelisted in pre-launch phase to test new features.

    May be looking for staff once initial testing is complete.

    AtomiCraft is a survival server run by a few Minecraft veterans. Our goal is to provide players with a place to hang out, chat with old friends, and make some new ones. As such, this a strictly no-griefing server.

    At AtomiCraft, we implement a handful of simple quality-of-life improvements. Players can set up to three homes, teleport without time delays, and use silk touch on mob spawners, among other things. Additional improvements are evaluated for use on a continual basis.

    There are no restrictions on who is allowed to play at AtomiCraft. We have no age limits, eccentric emphases, or other peculiarities. We’re here to enjoy some Minecraft, and we welcome any and all who wish to do the same.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Enchantments Applied: 266
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Mines Excavated: 3979

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Camomile SMP

    Camomile SMP

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Towns Built: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vulcan SMP

    Vulcan SMP
    Hello! Welcome to a NEW 1.20.2 Factions server -> Vulcan SMP.

    Vulcan SMP utilizes many of the best plugins available. We have custom enchants, auctions, ranks, levels, jobs, and even chat games!!

    Vulcan is just starting out, but hopefully we can build Vulcan SMP Factions to become one of the biggest!

    The IP Address for our server is “vulcansmp.cc”

    Discord: https://discord.com/MkQhtvZVjz

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TrickyPrison

    TrickyPrison

    Need a great new prison server? Like pvp? Like a challenge? Then TrickyPrison must be the prison server for you. It has many different unique things about it. Here are some reasons why you should join our very unique prison server.

    Great Community – Truly Lag Free – 24/7 – Dedicated – Great Guards – Hacks are blocked such as X-ray and flying

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dimension Hops: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Towns Built: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Doeballs Tiny Amplified Island

    Doeballs Tiny Amplified Island

    Version 1.20.2, connect from any version thanks to our ViaVersion plugin! A little self hosted server with a tiny community! The server aims to be completely vanilla with just two twists: -The terrain is amplified, to give you more vertical space to explore -The slowly growing worldborder is extremely small, forcing you to live together! Join the discord if you want, a small furry community where we chat and share art. You are welcome even if you are just here for minecraft though! With coreprotect installed, you can feel safe knowing your builds are backed up and can not be griefed. Anyone is welcome, as long as they are kind to all and willing to follow the simple rules. Come build with us!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 1545
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vanguard SMP

    Vanguard SMP
    A PVP/PVE server, where we are looking for fighters and builders alike!

    Join the war between the east and the west rn

    or build in a secluded area away from all the chaos

    its all up to you!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Potions Brewed: 36
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 65
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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