No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 146
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Villages Defended: 6
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Servers

  • EMT Networks

    EMT Networks

    Epicminetime-Hub

    The Bridge between all Epicminetime’s servers. Join the Hub to try all types of gemeplay we have to offer in our servers! We currently have 3 servers, and each server has it’s own unique style of gameplay. More servers are to be added so there wil always be a gametype of your liking!

    ✰Friendly staff! ✰always up to date! ✰DDos protection ✰Run by experienced owners

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Moon

    Moon

    Beautiful dungeons, artmaps, voice chat, emotions and a lot of interesting things. Waiting for you.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Gods Slained: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ATon2s Server

    ATon2s Server

    ATon2’s Server

    This server has everything I could have possibly put on it. It’s got the following great things:

    – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – PvP – Survival Games – Worldedit – Minigames – CopsNRobbers

    These are all spread out between three different servers! Come join us and experience EVERYTHING!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 182 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Towns Built: 10 Villages Defended: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Wildclaw Bay

    Wildclaw Bay

    Welcome to Wildclaw Bay, a vibrant Minecraft Java server nestled within the enchanting world of Dandelion Valley. Embark on a mystical journey where the whimsical meets the practical, and the mundane merges with the magical.

    In Wildclaw Bay, players find themselves immersed in a realm where nature thrives and magic whispers through the rustling leaves. Set against a backdrop of sprawling forests, crystal-clear waters, and rugged mountains, the server offers a haven for adventurers seeking both serenity and excitement.

    As you traverse the landscape, you’ll encounter quaint cottages adorned with ivy and cobblestone paths winding through lush gardens. Delve into the secrets of the wild, brewing potions under the watchful gaze of ancient trees or tending to mystical creatures that roam the countryside.

    Collaboration and community are at the heart of Wildclaw Bay, where players can band together to build sprawling towns, establish bustling marketplaces, or embark on daring quests to uncover hidden treasures and vanquish powerful foes.

    With the Cottage Witch modpack by HeyKatu, the possibilities are endless. Harness the elements to craft powerful spells, brew potions to aid your adventures, or cultivate enchanted crops to fuel your magical endeavors.

    Join us in Wildclaw Bay, where the lines between reality and fantasy blur, and the wonders of the Cottage Witch modpack await.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 50
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 284 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBox

    BlockBox

    BlockBox was started in 2012 as a creative server and quickly expanded to also include anti-grief survival. A lot has changed since then, but we remain a tight-knit and casual community where all players are welcome to have fun, make friends, and enjoy Minecraft. We currently have several creative worlds, a PvE survival server, and a fully custom minigame server with Spleef, CTF, Paintball and more. We hold weekly game nights on Discord every Saturday to talk and play games.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Divine Spears Created: 24 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Constelaria

    Constelaria

    Constelaria is a new OneBlock server all versions (main: 1.20.1) which intends to dethrone the best 🙂

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 New Chunks Explored: 22160
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EMT GREEN

    EMT GREEN

    Welcome to EMT-Green where we keep things simple.

    Ever wanted to get the “vanilla” minecraft feeling again? Well this is the server for you!

    Vanilla! No economy, You can trade with other players instead! Anti hack plugins Anti grief plugin

    Enjoy the vanilla minecraft feeling again!

    -Emt staff

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FlatzMC

    FlatzMC

    Minecraft Server FlatzMC- Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …

    Server IP: flatzmc.com Site: https://loja.flatzmc.com Discord: https://discord.flatzmc.com

    The best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 69 Towns Built: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 20 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • JujuCraft

    JujuCraft

    JujuCraft Classic Factions 2021

    We’d like to welcome you to JujuCraft Classic Factions. Running a 1.8 server with cross-client compatibility! You can join on any client newer than 1.8. We have always admired the competitive nature of Factions which is why we designed it in such a way to provide you with the best Faction experience. The JujuCraft Staff has been involved in the community since early 2013, with accumulating 2.7 million players out of the 5.5 million who played Minecraft during 2013 to 2016. Here, your opinion matters. Come conquer, build, and explore our server!

    A Genuine, Classic Factions Feeling.

    Being in the Factions game since 2013, after taking a 6 year hiatus we’re back and ready to provide a better than experience we brought to the community from 2013, to 2015. We love listening to our community, and implementing features that make Factions more enjoyable for everybody. Please consider checking us out, and stay for awhile! Read more about us down below and get to know where we come from! Here, your opinion matters – and we’d love to hear it!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6661 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 45 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Zoglin SMP

    Zoglin SMP

    { ZOGLIN SMP } (14-19 only)

    Hello! I’m your friendly neighborhood advertiser, Oreo!

    I wanted to tell you about this server for the obvious reasons, but also since it’s DID, Neurodivergent, and LGBTQ+ friendly. It is fairly small at the moment, but I really want to harbor a safe environment for any new folk to join.

    Discord: https://discord.gg/GDSRpUeMV5 Please DM either Oreo or Agogbog Moss.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Clan RKS Survival

    Clan RKS Survival

    Clan RKS Minecraft 1.6.4 Server Survival Multiplayer. Server located in San Jose, California ==News== October 2 Updated to 1.6.4! Rules: -No griefing -No stealing Violators will be banned on sight. -Violators can also be reported to the Report abuse section on http://forums.clanrks.com -Appeals can also be made at that url. =================== UPDATE October 4 2013 Rules: -No griefing -No stealing -Play nice with others in the sandbox Violators will be banned on sight.

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Living Statues Befriended: 0
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BraveMC

    BraveMC

    Welcome to BraveMC

    Explore the Skies: Dive into our expansive Skyblock realm, where challenges and rewards await. Build, farm, and conquer floating islands with your unique twist.

    Forge Your Destiny: Craft custom items and forge powerful gear. Upgrade, enchant, and stand out as you tackle the challenges that come your way.

    Discover Custom Ores: Unearth rare ores exclusive to BraveMC. The thrill of finding treasures adds a dynamic layer to your Skyblock adventure. Claim your fortune!

    Join Now! Your epic adventure awaits at BraveMC.net

    Don’t miss out – become a part of our growing community. Claim your spot in the skies and forge your legacy today

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 21 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 18
    Potions Brewed: 48 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20

    Trans Minecraft | LGBT Friendly | 1.20
    We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!

    We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too.Our server is heavily modified using a custom Resource Pack so only Vanilla Minecraft is required to join!Some of our features include:

    🪑Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want!🪲Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins!🧑‍🌾Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes!🎣Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame!❄️Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns!🧌Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot!And so much more!

    Come join us today and make some new friends, have a fun time and enjoy some Minecraft!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TooTallGaming

    TooTallGaming

    Welcome! So glad you decided to check us out! We’ve existed since the early days of Bukkit and have had a long and prosperous server. We’re a friendly community made up of our regular players and top-Notch staff, and we always like seeing new faces! You can play in peace while the staff patrols for rule breakers and griefers. Whether you play with friends or play alone, we can promise you that you’ll never have a bad experience with us. (Unless you’re a rule breaker!) So stop by to say “hi” or check out our website, facebook group, forums, or youtube channel!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 12 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RexRaids | RexPvP

    RexRaids | RexPvP

    Welcome to RexRaids | RexPvP, our goal here is to make a fun and enjoyable experience for all. This is a newly created server, with that being said not only are we looking for players to enjoy our server, we’re looking for a management team. (ex. Helpers)

    Hope to see you on the server shortly!

    Updated October 18, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 7 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 46 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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