No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

No Kids Allowed Minecraft Server

Are you tired of being a responsible adult and contributing to society? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality!

On our server, you can build a giant rollercoaster that launches pigs into the sky, create a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, or even ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens.

Forget about contributing to society, join our server and contribute to the chaos instead! Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can be a master of mayhem in the world of Minecraft? Join now and let your inner mischief-maker run wild!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 11
Divine Scrolls Written: 20 Gods Slained: 2
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Lilfunbuild

    Lilfunbuild

    An online creative building game for children, family and friends to hang out at with lots of people. I have my own kids so I know how important it is to have a children friendly environment where you want to be free from harsh languages, graphics and much more. Lilfunbuild server is working hard to protect your builds and let you create wonderful things at your best or just build for fun.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Rosewind

    Rosewind

    Rosewind is a brand new towny server looking for new players to join us. We are in desperate need of staff to help us create a friendly and welcoming environment. Created 18/08/2023

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Farms Harvested: 744
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Contega RP

    Contega RP

    Server Info: Server IP: mc.jcamtech.com:25252 Server Forums: http://minecraft.jcamtech.com

    About Contega RP: Welcome to the wonderful world of New Contega. In this world you will find a community happy to welcome any new faces. The server is constantly growing, always looking to expand its horizon. This 24/7 server is updated to the latest version of bukkit weekly and has a maximum of 2 days downtime for new Minecraft updates (only limited by bukkit’s updating cycle).

    Perks for voting are enabled as well as a thriving item-based economy.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Potions Brewed: 77 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Secret Passages Found: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KoxeMc

    KoxeMc

    Hello, I invite you to KoxeMc, a new Custom server Server 24/7 always on, 0 lag Platform Java ——————————————————- Where you can find things like: Items Custom.

    https://discord.gg/4cY3Z32YRm

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Crops Grown: 7257 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • The Darkfortress

    The Darkfortress

    “World” main homeworld, location of all major factions and the large fortress from which the server gets its name. Legend suggests that in ancient times the old races came here with the darkstars with the intention of mining all the resources, but they encountered… unexpected complications. Whatever it was, most of their machines were apparently abandoned overnight; often while still functional. Some how a form of “magic” evolved with later residents of this world – and an agrarian / feudal society; which on discovering the relics of the ancients became a sort of Romantic Steam Punk society. Grimnir – location of Grimgate – a powerful group little is known about. P2X-005 – Forest world, full of ravines and plants. Essentially Uninhabited. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/P2X-005 KS7-535 – Ice Planet, has a non-dialable stargate, in our server it has ruins however. http://www.stargate-sg1-solutions.com/wiki/KS7-535 projects – a special tropical moon. Can only be accessed by the very wealthy. Creative World. World The End – Considered our “space” dimension, until such a time as I can create a “normal” type world with a null world generator. If you fall off this world you land in the main world. Current location of the “unknown threat” that wiped out the ancients. Or WAS that the ancients? World Nether – Site of the last great war of the ancients – homewrold of the Necromancers; regular skirmishes still occur here, very dangerous place for unranked players. If you fall off the main world you land in here. Cybertron – homeworld of… the technomancers? Site of a high technology war. Mostly uninhabited, but completely covered in empty cities, and underground mysteries. Acadar – now this is a mystery planet. Currently overseen by Tangent Spy. Appears to be a tech world. But contains less relics.. that we know of.. Its name has special meaning…. And More

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 28
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Diogenes smp

    Diogenes smp

    The Diogenes SMP RP is a new Minecraft SMP meant for roleplaying with other players and having a good time. Using version 1.20.1 for Java edition.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Emeralds Found: 5665 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 42
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Asser Server

    Asser Server

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 8
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 78 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Survicraft

    Survicraft

    Welcome to Survicraft An amazing minecraft server where you and your friends can play on our public server! The server is for any minecraft version and it uses no mods. This is a Spigot-based server, meaning it has great performance and addons. We have many features, such as: 1. Random teleportation 2. An amazing spawn 3. Ranks, which you can buy with real money or in-game currency. 4. 24/7 uptime (coming soon) 5. /shop and /sellgui. 6. Claiming system. 7. Every 10 minutes you are on the server, you gain money. 8. /minions shop 9. Skyblock Server Address Java: survicraft.my.pebble.host Discord: https://discord.gg/5eJrQEEFE7

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Mines Excavated: 4983
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • EGMC

    EGMC

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    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 643 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Conivia Craft

    Conivia Craft

    SMP Semi-Vanilla Based Server! Survival server with a few adjustments to make it more relaxing! Gameplay shouldn’t be stressful, we implemented a few unique features to ease the stress of gameplay! We have included automining features and simple commands! We have the back command, gravestones, and all teleporting commands in use! The best part is, we have Fly in survival! Our spawn area has all functioning blocks free to use to help players along!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Crops Grown: 3959 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3372 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Legendary Items Repaired: 7
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DerpCraft

    DerpCraft

    Welcome to DerpCraft! This is a medieval RPG server with many unique custom features such as a leveled ranking system, mob bosses, and themed islands. Come grow your kingdom and dominate the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Divine Scrolls Written: 14 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 237 Crystal Caves Mapped: 4
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • The Epoch

    The Epoch

    Features:

    Quests: Complete tons of fun quests, and get free ranks as you play with cool commands!

    Old Terrain Generation: When you spawn in, you’ll get the nostalgic InfDev terrain, and the further out you go, the newer the terrain will become!

    Bedrock Compatible: Bedrock players on any device can login and play with their Java buddies!

    No Rules: Hack, grief or bully others. It’s anarchy, you are free to do whatever you want!

    While we are completely anarchy, there is an anti-cheat. This is mainly done to prevent movement hacks from creating an insanely large world size.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7940 Wilderness Tamed: 8

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • McBlocks Server

    McBlocks Server

    McBlocks is a nice community where the staff and players get along well. McBlocks has two servers, a Creative server (c.mcblocks.net) and a Survival server (smp.mcblocks.net). The server has different ranks. You start off as a guest. To get builder you must show you will follow the rules and you must have played for a small amount of time.

    Rules: No Griefing No inappropriate Structures

    Owners: moss_crow, chrisbs and woder22

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 834 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Alien Abductions: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 8 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 434 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • MSTV_CB

    MSTV_CB

    Hello, this server is new and we are happy about every new player. Join if you want to play on a city build and have fun.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25
    Gods Slained: 0 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ShadeCrest Creative

    ShadeCrest Creative

    Server IP: mc.shadecrest.com

    Shade Crest is a collection of Minecraft servers with a strong community that values fun, competition, creativity, and variety in gameplay. While being competitive in groups, we genuinely respect one another, help each other out, and share experiences via our forums and teamspeak. We have a professionally led team of helpful staff that are constantly working to improve the server for the community. Shade Crest was founded in February 2011 and while we do not wish to be the biggest server, we do want to be one of the servers people think of for quality creative and survival experiences.

    Shade Crest Creative is a multiworld server which promotes cooperative, creative building with an emphasis on quality building skill. Over time as you continue to prove your building skills, our staff are granted additional ranks which also grant you access to worlds and tools like WorldEdit and VoxelSniper.

    Plots – Everyone is allowed to build at /warp plotworld after claiming a plot Creative – This is our main creative world where the community does big collaborative building projects. After you prove your skills in the plot world, you will be allowed to build at /warp creative and other worlds below PixelArt – Those interested in building 2D or 2D pixel art can do so at /warp pixelart Redstone – Those interested in redstone engineering, you can do so at /warp redstone Builders – Rank Builder I have full use of creative mode at /warp builderworld Architect – Only the best builders of the server are allowed to build at /warp architect

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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