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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 9259 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3703 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
we got a secret underground disco party where creepers be droppin’ sick beats and skeletons be breakin’ it down on the dance floor.
if ya join dis server, you’ll get a pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of cotton candy.
we also have a roller coaster made entirely of diamond blocks and a maze filled with talking cows that tell bad jokes.
so come on over and join da fun, cuz only cool kids who ain’t ignorant can handle dis level of awesomeness.