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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride on a rollercoaster made of diamonds and creepers! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you laugh until your diamond armor breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Lucent PvP

KitPvP, PvP, Survival

LucentPvP is a CrystalPvP-based server with Survival and Practice. The development team at LucentPvP do not believe in Pay to Win servers. LucentPvP strives not to be one.LucentPvP offers three maps for their practice gamemode, Bedrock, Flat and Wild. LucentPvP’s survival gamemode is vanilla survival. CrystalPvP is encouraged.Join our discord as well! Our link is on the left.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

The Armada Network

Creative, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

╔═════ARMADA NETWORK═════╗ SERVER WIDE FEATURES – 1.19+ – Java + Bedrock ╔═════Skyblock═════╗ – Levelling System – Co-Op PvE Experience – Bosses and PVP – Dungeons ╔═════SMP EARTH═════╗ – Earth SMP – Multi Planet – Custom map

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Salt & Light

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Salt & Light 1.20.1Cracked 1.20.1 (1.17 – 1.20.1) uwu Cosmetics, Silk Spawners, Playershops, McMMO, PvP Arenas, Ranks, Economy and many more features!Everyone here is friendly so you’re welcomed to join XD

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Gems Collected:	36

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Haunted Mansion

Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

Welcome Foolish Mortals! Zombie Apocalypse Survival Parkour Minigames Skull Clicker Village Defense Mob Arena The Drop Spirit BounceLeaderboards Pets Cosmetics

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Magic Items Found:	4718	Epic Weapons Forged:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Kings Peace

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come Try out kings peace, multiverse server has multiple worlds to play on. a frendly fun place to play the server will not have games it is just survival, claimblocks and more

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Xironite

Creative, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Xironite Towny [1.20 – 1.20.X]

Xironite is a server dedicated to interacting with our community through hosting events and listening to player feedback On Xironite, we offer a various amount of gamemodes for players to try. The gamemodes are Towny, Skyblock, Survival, Creative and Events!Xironite is constantly evolving based on player feedback and ideas from our amazing management. Join now before you miss our next event!How to Join? Join now using our IP: mc.xironite.orgDiscord: https://xironite.org/ Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/xironite TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@xironite YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCc4O3IaYx8s-LQznYNomJTw

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Void Gems Collected:	33
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Timeless

KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

IntroTimeless is a server that combines the fun of semi-vanilla minecraft and boosts it with various events and a storyline for players to follow.Here is the last event trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KtHO7rwbM9oAboutTimeless basis itself around vanilla minecraft, but adds more convenient solutions with its various plugins. You’ll find starting players can access basic commands from essentials and are ranked up by voting! If you need a break from mining and building we have multiple arenas ranging from pvp to parkour, in which you are given kits to battle to your heart’s desire.These arenas also hold tournaments and mini-games, for players to compete and win prizes to aid their survival progress. The soul of ‘Timeless’ would be the Lore Events, large adventure map style builds for all the players to join using gear they’ve collected in survival. These maps range in puzzles and PVE using custom mobs to challenge players.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NeoUni

Creative, PvP, Survival

【Thank you for coming!!】 This is a Japanese Server. When you connect to the server, you will be logged in to the Lobby server. From there you can connect to survival, creative and PvP servers.【Rules : Do Not】・Annoying acts such as destruction, theft of items, and spam. ・Solicitation to other servers not related to Neo-Universe Server. ・Acts such as live broadcasting and video uploading without the permission of the operator. ・Load attack on servers such as DoS and DDoS. ・Other acts that hinder server operation.If you do not follow the rules, you will be banned without warning.【Youtube channel】https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCaG0c1OSvFuCVoag99Fq22Q

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MC.NOOB.LV

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

from 1.7.2 up to Latest versions supported! – FACTIONS | SKYBLOCK | ANNIHILATION | SKYPVP | HUB | SURVIVAL – – Factions update with new Nether!Our Discord – https://discord.gg/ByGQXyQ– 1.8 Combat Mechanics – Ranks – SilkTouch Spawners – CratesJoin Now! Vote for rewards in game!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Modesty

Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Want a peaceful server where you can build with your friends? Or, do you prefer to play survival with a few minigames? Modesty has it all! Modesty has multiple worlds to explore. The world is a non-griefing, community supporting world with lots to explore. You can challenge mob arenas, or take on your friends at pvp.

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Minecafe

Survival

We have a 1.14.4 SMP and are working on adding new servers. The SMP has grief prevention, TorchWand, fast leaf decay, and more. Come hang out with us, and help build our community. 🙂

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Emeralds Found:	4862
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lootcraft

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Lootcraft, a survival server with a friendly community! We offer a chill and laid back experience, so if you’re looking for a casual server to play on you’ve come to the right place! We offer many features, such as land claiming to protect your builds, chest shops and auctions to buy and sell items, and player warps so other players can check out what you made. With the world border being 10,000 x 10,000, there is plenty of land to explore. Come join us and become part of the Lootcraft community!

Updated November 8, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.