No entry for bro – Minecraft server

Abuse, aggression, aita, Bro, Chores, depression, entry, Frustration, girlfriend’s brother, Hiding, incelness, Jewish, lashing out, living room, mentally unwell, Minecraft, Neo Nazi stances, race mixing, refusing, Server, ugly baby, whiplash, Yemeni descent

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along and there’s no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with intense family drama, racial tensions, and pee bottles!

Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Ores Mined:	8419
Crops Grown:	7590	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Dimension Hops:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Farms Harvested:	227
Void Gems Collected:	30	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Villages Defended:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	4438
Love Letters Sent:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6601
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Potions Brewed:	196
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	3542
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	15	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

What is The Village?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Runes Activated:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

OmegaMC

Prison, PvP

OmegaMC we are a new PrisonOP server (1.8 – 1.20)!

Characteristics: ▎Special pickaxe enchantments ▎Gem Shop ▎Parcelas ▎Sweepstakes and Events ▎Custom menus and messages ▎Great variety of creations

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

NorcrasCraft

Economy, Survival

Join us in NorcrasCraft for a Survival Multiplayer Adventure! • Claim your land and protect your builds/items. Allow others to work with you on your builds! • In-Game and Donator Ranks which bestow permissions and other benefits! • Custom Crops that you can farm (tomato, corn, avocado, cucumber, eggplant, and more!)! • Server and Player-Based Economy, including player shops and auction house! • Reward chests (with free keys given with each hour of playtime on the server)! • Collect mob heads and use custom mini-blocks! • Upgradable player vaults where you can store your most valued items! • Casino with 15 playable games! • Plushies! • 300+ Custom Blocks! • More being added daily!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.