No entry for bro – Minecraft server

Abuse, aggression, aita, Bro, Chores, depression, entry, Frustration, girlfriend’s brother, Hiding, incelness, Jewish, lashing out, living room, mentally unwell, Minecraft, Neo Nazi stances, race mixing, refusing, Server, ugly baby, whiplash, Yemeni descent

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone gets along and there’s no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with intense family drama, racial tensions, and pee bottles!

Imagine this: you log onto the server and immediately get thrown into a whirlwind of Neo-Nazi stances, race-mixing debates, and a mentally unwell brother who refuses to even acknowledge your existence. Will you be able to survive the drama and still build the best Minecraft castle?

But wait, there’s more! Witness the ultimate showdown as you watch a heated argument unfold over watching a movie in the living room. Will you stand your ground like a boss or hide in your room like a scaredy-cat?

So, why join our server? Because where else can you experience such outrageous storylines and crazy characters all while trying to mine for diamonds? Don’t miss out on the chaos, join now!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	9664	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

FuseMC

LifeSteal, Survival

**Discover the up-and-coming FuseMC: Striving to enhance Lifesteal with CrystalPvP**

FuseMC is a brand new Lifesteal server launched in 2023. We currently have an amazing customized LifeSteal server with the best features possible with some of the best Cpvpers playing our Lifesteal server. FuseMC offers an opportunity for Bedrock, Java, and Cracked players as well.

**Unique Server Optimization**

While building our server we wanted to make sure it was optimized to the fullest potential. We wanted to make sure high-ping players could fight like they were on a zero-ping server. Simply put we created a lag-free server and will continue to make it a high priority as well.

**Variety of options in-game:**

We offer players to play on 1.19 – 1.20.1 and Bedrock to play on the current version. We also offer a Huge CPVP arena with regenerative terrain! Multiple ways to earn money with farms and in-game economy as well as 3 brand new King Of The Hill arenas ran multiple times daily! Join today! play.fusemc.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition

FTB, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

EchoSMP | Vault Hunters 3rd Edition 1.18.2

Server IP: vh.echosmp.com Server Discord: discord.gg/Pqz9qtHRQ3 Vault Hunters Version: Always Latest Server Location: Europe Server Ram: 128GB

New Features – 18/02/2023 – Now you can trade any item in the vault hunter’s mod pack with anyone else in the server using the Auction House! – Now you can gain daily rewards that are tailored toward your progression in Vault Hunters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Villages Defended:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Impeerium

Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to the new Empire, the adventures begin here!

We are fully committed to keeping the atmosphere as positive as possible. We want you to feel welcome. We welcome you all to join our community, you will experience the best gaming experience here.

Our goal is to provide players with a fun and enjoyable gaming experience.

We hope to see you here

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Townscraft

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Townscraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that focuses on creating towns. Each town contains houses, shops, farms and more. You can join an already existing town, create new towns with three or more members, or choose to be a solo nomad. From Big City Skyscrapers to Steampunk Floating Islands to Funkytown themes, there’s something for everyone.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Emeralds Found:	9288	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hysteria Network

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Skywars

BETA ON SATURDAY 6 PM GMT THIS WEEKEND

Compete against others in our various game-modes and make your way towards the top of the leaderboard to earn prizes! Track your progress and statistics in real-time as you play our countless gamemodes!

Discord: https://discord.gg/rpuR8N2Hm6 Website: https://www.hy-pvp.com/ IP: hy-pvp.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CliffCraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

Are you tired of the same p2w grindy, gambling based SMPs? Look no further than Hearts Of Minecraft! Our server offers a unique geopolitical SMP experience, set on planet Earth at a 1:750 scale. Create your own towns and build them into sprawling metropolises, and conquer the world in a militaristic nation style. Master the aspect of firearms, create huge tank armies or build vast fleets. Join HoM today and create your nation!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftPlay

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

CraftPlay is a survival Minecraft server founded in Singapore. If you are looking for adventures, friendships, and other enjoyable things on a Minecraft survival server, then CraftPlay is the one to join! The server features a balanced economy and advance gameplay that will surely make you want to play Minecraft every day!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Enchantments Applied:	170
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Potions Brewed:	165

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

CraftingRealm

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

There are loads of Enjoyable Plugins on the survival server to keep the fun alive and to foster enjoyment! (McMMO, GreifPrevention, etc)

In survival mode, players can explore a vast and randomly generated world, gather resources, and build structures to protect themselves from monsters. Creative mode allows players to let their imagination run wild, with access to all blocks and resources and no health or hunger to worry about.

Our server is maintained by a dedicated team of experienced staff who are committed to providing a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. We have a zero-tolerance policy for cheating and griefing, and our staff is always available to help with any issues or questions.

We have a vibrant and active community of players, with regular events and activities to keep things interesting. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer to Minecraft, you’ll find a welcoming and friendly community here.

Join us now and start building your own adventures in Minecraft. With so many options to choose from, the possibilities are endless! See you in the game!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

FlarePvP Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

FlarePvP is a minecraft server on Survival minigame. In this minigame players complete challenges from the Classic Minecraft wildlife. Why playing in Singleplayer alone when you can do that with your friends?

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SimpleSurvival

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

Simple Survival is a survival Minecraft server offering a wide range of possibilities to enhance your Minecraft experience on 1.19.3. The server offers a community-driven economy, which gives every player the freedom to earn, sell and trade goods with other players independently.

For greater comfort and enhanced experience, the server offers land claiming to protect against griefing/raiding by other players, allowing you to build something special and show off your building skills to the world.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PiratesMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

PiratesMC is a RPG Vanilla Minecraft server that provides the player with an immersive gameplay experience. Battle other players in large open ocean fights, defeat bosses, and loot treasure chests. It’s time to conquer the seven seas!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Chimeras Created:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

V3XCRAFT

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Survival, Skyblock, Creative Plots, Factions, and Minigames. What more could you want. Icludes a server-wide economy with an ingame shop as well as a player points system and much more.

Disclaimer: We Are in Alpha and not everything will work, Survival and skyblock will not reset without prior knowledge so don’t worry about losing stuff (you money may be reset at times)

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Emeralds Found:	8623	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

The Drifting Planet

Creative, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

We have officially got our server out to be able to create a fun place to hang out, see some cool builds and give people some inspiration and play with your friends in a safe space. Drifting Planet is all about inclusivity and no matter where you are, everyone can have a place in MC called home. It may not be the SMP of those big Youtubers but it certainly has its elements of creating a fun environment for everyone!

This server has been made from my brother and I, we have spent the good part of a year, designing everything and making sure everything fits perfectly. So I hope you stay a while and enjoy the server and I cannot wait to see the builds/designs you come up with of your own

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	8464	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

HybridMC

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock

Hybrid Network is a new skyblock server offering many unique features.

KOTH Envoys Minions Shop, Crates Custom Mine World With Custom Mobs! Boss Events Custom Enchants and more!

Come join this epic adventure and play with our welcoming community. This server is new, many changes are happening day by day to slowly transform this server into a truly amazing experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

EnchantedSword2

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Enchanted Sword Anarchy is an Australian 1.8 – 1.19.2 Java server which supports crossplay, values high TPS, and a stable economy by stopping dupes. The server also contains a teleport plugin, allowing you to teleport to a friend every 30 minutes, as well as /home.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9362
Dragons Tamed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.