No Death Wishes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than a Nether fortress and the friendships are as strong as diamond armor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building epic bases, battling mobs, and surviving in a world where anything can happen.

But beware, we have a player named Bitchtits who is known for causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go. Rumor has it they once turned an entire village into a giant chicken coop just for laughs. Will you be their next victim, or will you rise above and become a legend in your own right?

Join us if you dare, but remember: in this world, anything is possible, and death is just a respawn away. So grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even become the next Bitchtits!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Divine Spears Created:	28	Magic Items Found:	6964
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dimension Hops:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Zombie Dances:	0
Buildings Constructed:	21	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	2706	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	370638

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	78	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!